*****, guys. Cruisers are inherently boring. I've owned four; two atrocycles, two hogs. The atrocycles are better machines, and not just IMHO. Built better, run better, handle better, and cost less. But geee, the heartbreak of the atrocituer tatoo on my forhead . . . . . . . . Still have one of the hogs and it's still boring, and after all the extra bucks I had to spend to make it less ugly and go slow faster, I can't afford the laser-tatoo-removal and I gotta wear a do-rag everytime I ride it. I think I'll have a pic of it blown up to life size and wallpaper the garage with it, since the most fun you can have with it is looking at it with a beer in your hand right after you get done polishing it (if you're still awake). The meanderings of Ebass on the other hand, make an otherwise deadass Friday morn at work a veritable erotic fantasia of surreal escapism. Dude, thanks for being you, don't ever change. And people, ***** this whole helmet debate *****, alright? You want tiresome? That's tiresome. Come to think of it, so's the HD debate . . . . gettin crabby now, time for my nap. 
