seruzawa· The Toad
Don't pick on Ken. He's all in a tither over which of the two commies are going to be the losing Rat candidate next November. Have some mercy.Be aware of the jittery, sweaty mess known simply as "Kenneth". He is not to be trusted with firearms or strong drink as either will end in a high speed chase consisting of state troopers, Illinois Nazis, and some country band in a Winnebago.
Also, it is best to keep away from any deals Kenneth offers. We suspect he could be a mule for some drug ring in Liechtenstein trying to pass off knock-off brands to unsuspecting Americans.
And, whatever you do, reframe from quick movements around the creature as he will strike like a meth-addicted, slightly near-sighted, Giraffe with bad knees.
Other than that, pour yourself a tall glass of weird and enjoy the forums!