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Be aware of the jittery, sweaty mess known simply as "Kenneth". He is not to be trusted with firearms or strong drink as either will end in a high speed chase consisting of state troopers, Illinois Nazis, and some country band in a Winnebago.
Also, it is best to keep away from any deals Kenneth offers. We suspect he could be a mule for some drug ring in Liechtenstein trying to pass off knock-off brands to unsuspecting Americans.
And, whatever you do, reframe from quick movements around the creature as he will strike like a meth-addicted, slightly near-sighted, Giraffe with bad knees.
Other than that, pour yourself a tall glass of weird and enjoy the forums!
Also, it is best to keep away from any deals Kenneth offers. We suspect he could be a mule for some drug ring in Liechtenstein trying to pass off knock-off brands to unsuspecting Americans.
And, whatever you do, reframe from quick movements around the creature as he will strike like a meth-addicted, slightly near-sighted, Giraffe with bad knees.
Other than that, pour yourself a tall glass of weird and enjoy the forums!