[Steven_Verschoor]

Off Topic

Well, this has nothing to do with bikes, but I'm working late, and there isn't anyone else around, and I just have to share this.

If you don't know what "schadenfreude" is, you will have experienced it first-hand after watching this vid.
(It's work-safe, but try not to laugh too loudly.)</a>

 

[crazybike_37]

Re: Off Topic

OMG! I feel SO sorry for that guy, and yet at the same time, I fell the need to go change my pants after laughing so hard!

Dat Shyt is FUNNY!

 

[3522]

Were those pics taken in Long Beach? Looks like Ocean Blvd to me....

 

[crazybike_37]

Highwayman, STFU

Somebody fill me in on just why everybody and they're mom wants to pay out the @ss to be a walking advertisement for the same company who's dealers f*ck them out of 20 grand for a bike that ain't worth but 10-12 grand?

What did Harley Davison ever do for my dad that he plasters that G0D [email protected] NAME ON EVERYTHING HE OWNS?!?!?! Last I checked, their stupid "peice of america" bullsh1t advertising and worship mags got him obsessed with everything BUT motorcycles, then the friendly hometown dealer played him like a banjo, then made him happy to throw 22 grand out the window on a freaking image.

F*UCK Hater-Davidson worshippers!

If you like H-D's motorcycles, that's great, so do I.

If you're a insecure, immature brand-worshipper with nothin to do but make H-D richer with your hard-earned money and knock other guys (and their machines) that actually have legitimate interest in motorcycles and a fascination with things fast, loud and mechanical, STFU.

 

[Betamax]

Re: Off Topic

Squeal like a mule! Squeal!

(and only the Germans would have a specific word for that...)

 

[Betamax]

EBass does a wonderful job of sucking up his gut into his chest in the pictures. Good work, EBass!

 

[cbrfx]

Although HD plays up the "Made in America" myth a lot, most of their leather stuff including that FXRG jacket is labelled "Made in Indonesia" - and for that kind of origin is wildly overpriced.



If you want genuine American leather get something like a Vanson.

 

[crazybike_37]

Bellstaff makes it all

i was at the dealership yesterday and the fella there told me that Bellstaff makes all of Harley's apparel.

 

[longride]

Couldn't you guys dress JB up in that Harley garb? I mean, those would be the pictures of the month. I think you would have to drug him first, or possibly triple his pay. I'm sure Sean and him called in sick the day the Harley gear arrived.

 

[33129]

Yeah! Those clothes are cool and I looked good in an afro and bell bottoms. Unfortunately, you will get the opportunity to look at these pictures 20 years from now. You may die of embarrassment. IMHO, there is no better way to peg the dumb?ss meter. Looks like something to be worn in a back room, low budget S&M flick. Hey!, but you look good!

 

[longride]

Re: Bellstaff makes it all

The fella there is 100% wrong too.

 

[crazybike_37]

Re: Bellstaff makes it all

So who makes em?

 

[5449]

So I get to pay a couple grand to look like I just walked out of a gay fetish flick? Thanks H-D! Now how about making a bike that's not a joke.

 

[21726]

Well, beauty is as beauty does, and I've had a pair of H-D's gen-u-ine gel-palm gloves for six years now. They really do stop the old tingly palm and numb fingers syndrome, especially on sportbikes where your weight is on your wrists most of the time. Nobody else (on this side of the Atlantic anyway) does anything like them, so full marks to H-D and credit where it's due.

As for the chaps and tuff boots, though, thanks but no thanks. And did I miss something, or were there no arm chaps in this article?

 

[mcjunkie]

Re: Off Topic

A longer version of this video came to my office a while back, and my coworkers and I spent hours analyzing this guys mistake(s).

We decided that, If you are ever assaulted by a Donkey with an erect Johnson the size of a Louisville Slugger: You can either a) run or b) stand your ground and slug it out - but either way you MUST do whatever it takes to get your pants up and buckled. Running with you britches around your knees, swatting ineffectually is not going to keep you from getting humped

 

[The_Aerodynamic_Head]

Re: Bellstaff makes it all

Small brown people in sweat shops.

 

[rsheidler]

Re: Highwayman, STFU

So as near as I can decipher, you are p!ssed because your dad spent $22 grand on a new Harley.....and this is your business how? Are you supporting him? Assuming it is his money he is spending, isn't it his effin' business?

 

[SteadyRoller]

Re: Highwayman, STFU

Complain about your daddy to your friends in study hall. We don't need it here.

SR

 

[40746]

Secret spot

It was not Long Beach. Guess again, and I'll tell you "hotter" or "colder".

 

[40746]

You have no idea!

That took a lot of um . . .er . . .well, sucking! Somehow that just didn't come out right, did it?