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I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAT MANDARIN SHIZNIT IZ

BUT I DO KNOW WUN THING, HOMIE: NOTHING WILL WHEELIE LIKE A GSX-R 1000. DON'T LET ALL THESE PUSSIEZ TELL YOU A TINY ISLAND IZ TOO SMALL TO DO WHEELIEZ ON- ALL YOU NEED IS A BLOCK OR TWO, UNLEZZ THE ISLAND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IZ LIKE THE ISLAND IN A NEW YORKER CARTOON WITH ONE PALM TREE ON IT AND THREE COCONUTZ. THEN MAYBE YOU DON'T REALLY NEED A MOTORCYCLE, BUT A LADDER.

SERIOUZLY, THOUGH, IF YOU'VE NEVER RIDDEN A MOTORCYCLE BEFORE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND THE FIRST FEW DAYZ ON THE CBR1000RR WITHOUT PUTTING A PIPE AND POWER COMMANDER ON IT FOR SAFETY'Z SAKE.
 
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