How to talk your way out of it
And telling cops that they are butch and sooooo hunky if bribing them with a hug from a menopausal aunt doesn't do the trick.
Then there is the Dale/Mike E method - wave as you wheelie past them at 100+ on the 405.
I got tagged for doing 100 in a 55 zone outside Manila, UT a couple of summers ago when I was on my way down to meet Tim B. The guy who pulled me over (a local) was incredibly cool about it and let me off because it was in the middle of nowhere - as long as I promised to slow down (which I did!).