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2006 Motorcycle.com Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest

14337 Views 75 Replies 26 Participants Last post by Casey_Daniel, May 9, 2006

schizuki

Discussion Starter · Apr 28, 2006

Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

Dear MO-

I never believed the contest submissions you received were real, until I had a mind-blowing experience I'd like to share with your readers.

I was riding my ZX6R Ninja (the finest, most perfect motorcycle on the planet) to the gym when the biodiesel car in front of me lost its drainpan and spewed french-fry grease all over the road. As the bike slid out from under me and I slid into the sticky goo, I couldn't help thinking what a totally awesome alternative energy source this would be for people who are not me. Then I blacked out as an errant french fry had made its way into my throat, cutting off my breathing and, even more frightening, making it impossible for me to opine aloud, as I often do when I have no keyboard available.

I came to after receiving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from none other than the delectable Eric Bostrom! (who is a far superior rider than his V-Twin-riding brother, Ben). Eric looked deep into my grease-filmed eyes and said, "You look like a well-educated, super-intelligent Pacific Northwest blue-stater. Would you like to attend my track school?"

I couldn't believe it! It's been my dream, or at least much-talked-about vague plan, to attend a track school!

"Sure!" I said. "What do I have to do?"

"Well, first, you have to help me with my plan to impeach George Bush. Do you know that he has presided over the worst 5.6-year economic downturn in American history since 1992? And that he has squandered the good will of the international community which loved us so much before he stole the 2000 election by using Halliburton employees to mislead Dade County voters into voting for Whitman Mayo instead of Al Gore on a caterpillar ballot designed by Jack Abramoff with the assistance of..."

"Oh, God!" I screamed, as a thunderous orgasm ripped through me.

Biodiesel rocks.

-kpaul-

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rob6118

· #41 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

Anyone noticed Mladin leading in that lap picture? Only positive thing I can think of as far as Kawasaki racing is the Hayden brothers.

I'm gonna have to dig deep to meet the essay requirement. Grammatical errors shouldn't be a problem, but unless my extreme fondness for my first bike (an ex250 ninja) is a suffecient racing experience, I'm Honda so far through and through. For some reason I can't ever find any old zx-10's laying around and it was quite easy to find my current 900rr ride for cheap.

schizuki

Discussion Starter · #42 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

"macking me as a ***? I never would have guessed you would go that card. Very unique. Very smart. I am impressed."

I was using Oscar Wilde as an example of a master of witty and clever repartee. What's interesting is that the first thought that came to YOUR head was "***."

"Why is it that motoguys are so commonly conservative, reactionary fools?"

Oh, please. The reactionary fools are on the Left these days (and I'm a libertarian.)

"I would think that riding a bike would be subversive enough that a fair amount of riders would be able to break free of the mainstream drivel"

People who ride bikes to be "subversive" are childish twits who never grew out of their teenage sensibilities. Most people ride bikes because it's fun.

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schizuki

Discussion Starter · #43 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: DAY-AMMMM

Well, that was a rational and well-thought-out reply.

I especially liked the way you used ***** as an ironic counterpoint to *****.

schizuki

Discussion Starter · #44 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: DAY-AMMMM

Chortle! Guffaw! LOL!

I'm stealing that "fusion reactors" line.

dylanmo

· #45 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: DAY-AMMMM

Only boring reactionaries skirt the filter -- he is subverting the dominant f*cking paradigm. Biatch!

BrowningBAR

· #46 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

Libertarian! So few of us around!

I've voted Libertarian for the past three Presidential elections!

My father still tells me I'm throwing away my vote...I tend to disagree.

4940

· #47 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

How in the world could anybody that wasted their vote on Bush/Kerry accuse us of throwing ours away by voting for someone that is actually seeking to dismantle the oligarchy that we now have?

sarnali

· #48 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: DAY-AMMMM

Look at the time he posted, probably spent the evening making a few bucks guzzeling spunk in the Greyhound Station restroom and now has to prove he really is a man after all by talking sh*t on the internet and trying to get the taste out of his mouth with Olde English 800.....

Phuking pathetic waste of oxygen and bandwidth.

4940

· #49 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: DAY-AMMMM

Actually fastoldman the chickenhawkrighties are not pushing us right. They are instead pushing us left, as defined by National Solcialism, and as used by Hitler's regime. For more on Republican socialism look here. http://www.lewrockwell.com/anderson/gop-economic-crimes.html

30205

· #50 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

broaden thy horizons fellow Mofo. James Bubba Stewart is mighty fast on his Kawasaki. The impending World Supercross Championship is nothing to sneeze at.

seruzawa

· #51 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: DAY-AMMMM

Don't waste your breath. Anyone who thinks that there's even a nickel's difference between the two dominant criminal extortion gangs... er, I mean political parties, isn't going to understand.

I have to admit though, the lefties ARE more entertaining. The nuts at freerepublic.com seem comparatively rational compared to the wackjobs at moveon.org.

fastoldman will probably be somewhat chagrined when he sobers up.

seruzawa

· #52 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

Would having a W2650S catch on fire while racing to work count as a "racing story"?

pplassm

· #53 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

Second!

pplassm

· #54 · Apr 29, 2006

ALLCAPS! WHEREYA BEEN?!!!!

Good to see ya again!

How's life in the tank these days?

pplassm

· #55 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

Indeed. The next two weekends will be fantastic!

seruzawa

· #56 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

"At least when the Republicans screw up the economy and the environment somebody makes a buck. The Democrats do it for free."

5764

· #57 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: DAY-AMMMM

Unchagrined, but hungover for sure. I think I love you zawa.

5764

· #58 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: DAY-AMMMM

That was the point I was drunkenly trying to make. They are going to get us a leftie revolution nobody wants. I think you and I are on the same page, VWW.

5764

· #59 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: DAY-AMMMM

I don't know who you are. I was offered a job at MO in 1997 - if you want to find me you should be smart enough to figure it out. I live in Boston now - you're in Chicago, right?

If you're suggesting you want to brawl, I suggest you look into your local statutes regarding such behavior.

If you're suggesting a ride, I don't live by you, and why would I want to ride with an acknowledged hater of me? You hang your stupid crap out on an anonymous bbs, and then suggest people who call you on it are cowards? Alert the media ... we're all cowards, friend. That's why it's called the internets.

5764

· #60 · Apr 29, 2006

Re: DAY-AMMMM

Okay, that was my first real chuckle at one of your posts.

You guys understand I don't give one flying ***** what anyone on this site thinks, right? I only do this to ***** with the idiots on the website that I pay for just so I can read the reviews and download viedos, eh? You all think this is some great political brawl, but here's a newsflash: it's a stupid ***** moto website. The videos keep me here; you all are just slow time activity. Enjoy!

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