2007 sport-touring shoot-out
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Include one manic-depressive, one who loathes motorcycles to begin with, and one chronic alcoholic who smokes heavily.
Ensure the passengers fill their bags with lead bars or whatever the equivalent they actually put in their bags is.
Include one passenger who's just started dating the rider, one who's just about to divorce the rider, and one passenger who you're not sure what her real first name is, but goes by something like "Amber Lynn."
Make sure there are representatives from each of the key weight classes, Large, Really Large, and Jumbo Deluxe.Anything else?
Include one manic-depressive, one who loathes motorcycles to begin with, and one chronic alcoholic who smokes heavily.
Ensure the passengers fill their bags with lead bars or whatever the equivalent they actually put in their bags is.
Include one passenger who's just started dating the rider, one who's just about to divorce the rider, and one passenger who you're not sure what her real first name is, but goes by something like "Amber Lynn."
Sounds reasonable!
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Excellent. That would be a solid review.
Include a single, bitter, middle-aged man that was just dragged through a nasty divorce and the shoot-out would be complete.
Include a single, bitter, middle-aged man that was just dragged through a nasty divorce and the shoot-out would be complete.
I'm in! :-D
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I'm only available for that if the shoot-out in within a 100 miles of Ft. Lauderdale.
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You bastids. What about the growing number of women riders who want to know all about these bikes too? I could just have known that you would have completely ignored us if I weren't around to whip you all into line.
We need to have an equal complement of women testers too. Complete with whiny male passengers.
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You'd think the guy had a hidden camera at the MO compound!Sounds reasonable!
Only my restraint and modesty prevents me from telling you what I really think!You bastids. What about the growing number of women riders who want to know all about these bikes too? I could just have known that you would have completely ignored us if I weren't around to whip you all into line.
We need to have an equal complement of women testers too. Complete with whiny male passengers.
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Ok, include a middle-aged women with severe hatred to anything that has a par of balls due to constant let downs and emotionally vacant relationships combined with social and economic beatings of inequality. Her passenger will be a 40-something chubby, pasty male with disturbing mother issues and performance anxiety.
Throw in a 21 year old female restaurant hostess with extreme father issues. Her passenger will be her current boyfriend that she met last night who is a frat guy that has repressed his homosexuality by channeling it into sudden rage and heavy drinking.
Have we rapped up the stereotypes?
Throw in a 21 year old female restaurant hostess with extreme father issues. Her passenger will be her current boyfriend that she met last night who is a frat guy that has repressed his homosexuality by channeling it into sudden rage and heavy drinking.
Have we rapped up the stereotypes?
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Wow, it's a good thing I didn't throw in that crack about one of the passengers being her "monthly cycle" I was thinking about. Not only would it have been petty and sexist, but but also simply inappropriate for this family-oriented website.You bastids. What about the growing number of women riders who want to know all about these bikes too? I could just have known that you would have completely ignored us if I weren't around to whip you all into line.
We need to have an equal complement of women testers too. Complete with whiny male passengers.
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I'll See You in Court, Sir!
As a black/hispanic/asian/caucasian mix, I object to the term "Hippie." "Bleeding Heart Liberal Democrat" is far more appropriate. I work for General Electric, for crying out loud!
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Dang, sorry.
I thought the word "hippie" WAS short for "bleeding heart liberal democrat". My mistake.
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No, no, no
The distinguishng characteristic between the two is BHLD's don't necessarily use dope (anymore). All hippies are BHLDs, but not all BHLDs are hippies.
You are both incorrect. 'Hippie' is a term that is used for one that used to live in a commune and is now a stockbroker. They found out the hard way that poverty is overrated.
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