Anything else?Dear staff:
When you will make the Kawasaki Concours vs BMW K1200GT vs Yamaha FJR1300 vs Honda ST1300 shoot-out, please make sure to run 100 miles with a passenger on each bike and have his opinion recorded as well.
Thanks,
NP
Make sure there are representatives from each of the key weight classes, Large, Really Large, and Jumbo Deluxe.Anything else?![]()
Sounds reasonable!Make sure there are representatives from each of the key weight classes, Large, Really Large, and Jumbo Deluxe.
Include one manic-depressive, one who loathes motorcycles to begin with, and one chronic alcoholic who smokes heavily.
Ensure the passengers fill their bags with lead bars or whatever the equivalent they actually put in their bags is.
Include one passenger who's just started dating the rider, one who's just about to divorce the rider, and one passenger who you're not sure what her real first name is, but goes by something like "Amber Lynn."
I'm in! :-DExcellent. That would be a solid review.
Include a single, bitter, middle-aged man that was just dragged through a nasty divorce and the shoot-out would be complete.
I'm only available for that if the shoot-out in within a 100 miles of Ft. Lauderdale.Excellent. That would be a solid review.
Include a single, bitter, middle-aged man that was just dragged through a nasty divorce and the shoot-out would be complete.
You bastids. What about the growing number of women riders who want to know all about these bikes too? I could just have known that you would have completely ignored us if I weren't around to whip you all into line.Excellent. That would be a solid review.
Include a single, bitter, middle-aged man that was just dragged through a nasty divorce and the shoot-out would be complete.
You'd think the guy had a hidden camera at the MO compound!Sounds reasonable!![]()
Only my restraint and modesty prevents me from telling you what I really think!You bastids. What about the growing number of women riders who want to know all about these bikes too? I could just have known that you would have completely ignored us if I weren't around to whip you all into line.
We need to have an equal complement of women testers too. Complete with whiny male passengers.![]()
Wow, it's a good thing I didn't throw in that crack about one of the passengers being her "monthly cycle" I was thinking about. Not only would it have been petty and sexist, but but also simply inappropriate for this family-oriented website.You bastids. What about the growing number of women riders who want to know all about these bikes too? I could just have known that you would have completely ignored us if I weren't around to whip you all into line.
We need to have an equal complement of women testers too. Complete with whiny male passengers.![]()
As a black/hispanic/asian/caucasian mix, I object to the term "Hippie." "Bleeding Heart Liberal Democrat" is far more appropriate. I work for General Electric, for crying out loud!Oh yeah, don't forget you need a black/hispanic/asian/caucasian mix amongst the testers in exact proportion to the national averages of races in the USA. Or else that hippie Kenneth Moore will call in the ACLU.
I thought the word "hippie" WAS short for "bleeding heart liberal democrat". My mistake.As a black/hispanic/asian/caucasian mix, I object to the term "Hippie." "Bleeding Heart Liberal Democrat" is far more appropriate. I work for General Electric, for crying out loud!
The distinguishng characteristic between the two is BHLD's don't necessarily use dope (anymore). All hippies are BHLDs, but not all BHLDs are hippies.I thought the word "hippie" WAS short for "bleeding heart liberal democrat". My mistake.
You are both incorrect. 'Hippie' is a term that is used for one that used to live in a commune and is now a stockbroker. They found out the hard way that poverty is overrated.I thought the word "hippie" WAS short for "bleeding heart liberal democrat". My mistake.