[mscuddy]

AT THE TURN OF THE LAST CENTURY, SPIRO KASABIAN WAS A CHAMPION BICYCLE RACER IN HIS NATIVE GREECE. SPIRO WASN'T SATISFIED WITH THE STATUS-QUO, AND DECIDED TO MOUNT A HIDDEN WASHING MACHINE MOTOR IN HIS BICYCLE, TO GAIN ADVANTAGE ON THE HILLS AGAINST HIS COMPETETORS.

WE, THE DESIGN TEAM AT SCRAPCO LLC HAVE RELEASED, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY A REPLICA OF SPIRO KASABIAN'S RACING BICYCLE WITH A SPECIALLY DESIGNED AIR COOLED 80cc TWO CYCLE SINGLE SPEED MOTOR, WITH A DUCATI-LIKE SINGLE PLATE DRY CLUTCH.

EACH RACE REPLICA IS NUMBERED, AND HAS BEEN REGESTERED WITH THE FRANKLIN MINT IN QUINGDOW, CHINA.

PRICE $1,500.00 USD FOB LOS ANGELES FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY.
Scrapco LLC does not warranty or otherwise hold patent for the Spiro Kasabian Race Replica, and any agreement for sale outside of South Carolina or Alaska is null and void. Scrapo LLC reserves the right to take the money and spend it on cheap booze and floozies. Scrapco LLC is a Deleware limited partnership, with Liberian registered vessels operating as a common carrier in the Baltic straights.

 

[mscuddy]

Yes Mr Buzglyd, You Have The 2nd Edition Spiro Kasabian Race Replica, The 1st Edition Is The One In The Orange/red Greek National Racing Colors Before They Went To Blue & White, A Rare Item Indeed. Get This One Before It's Gone, Price Reduced To $1,499.95.