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Practical application

The discriminating GPTB member could sew his underwear to his originals and with the use of these clever devices become wedgie-proof!

 

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'Cause you're the only one with any hair left!

 

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A Faärken good idea!

What a Faärken good idea! I'm gonna go a get a Faärken subscription to both of those Faärken magazines right now!

Am I required to wear the Faärken Faärken stirrups while reading them?

Just kidding. You can go Faärk yourself.

 

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Re: IF THAT'S THE CASE...

I don't give a faark what you call us as long as the we get to faarken ride.

 

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Or Dixie Wentworth!

 

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Re: The Proud new member!

Keep that Olympialike pisswater the heck away from me. The UGPTB exclusively drinks Polygamy Porter by Wasatch Beers. Accept no substitute.

 

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I've always thought that someone preparing to faärk a camel would look like that.

 

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Re: The Proud new member!

Yes, and the watershed flows from the Rockies TO the Pacific coast. For all you know that Columbia river water you've been drinking had been filtered through sportbike_pilot's kidneys in Idaho.

Heh heh.

 

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Re: The Proud new member!

Beer made from the effluvience of Canadian Lumberjacks is hardly an improvement.

 

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Re: KPaul says sarnali is a fake GPTB

Foster's is originally Australian, but it is bottled in Canada for sale in the US.

It is impossible to brew enough beer in Australia so that you would have any left over for export.

 

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Re: GPTB membership drive

I'm surprised you don't know this. The term Grey Ponytail Brotherhood was invented by Kook. His use of it as an insult became generalized to a point where he had pigeonholed everyone in the world who enjoys riding anything except a Racing Replica as a GPTB member.

Since we know that you ride dirt bikes you are qualified to join. In fact, you have been drafted. Speaking of drafting, you now owe all members an initiation fee of a keg of their favourite draft.

Welcome! I'll take Squatter's Pale Ale. Thank you.