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Every ******* in my old stomping ground needs a set of these just for walking around in high water pants.



This gives me an idea - wouldn't something similar be useful for securing the carpets on all the helmetless baby boomer posers out their who's badass persona will be blown for sure if the old rug ever gets gone with the wind???



-sbp
Dude when you are as big as the side of the Han***** building you get to look anyway that you want.
In order to slide in as a junior member you have to be either young, skinny, innocent or slow and it would be a challenge to work you into any of these categories.



Sorry Dale, but you are gonna have to earn your membership the old fashioned way.



Why am I the only member of the GPTB who actually has a GPT?



-sbp
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Should the GPTB endorse some similarly branded and logoed Depends next?

I've got a great motto " Not because we have to, but because we're lazy "

-sbp
We may be able to doctor up some kind of tobacco dependancy exemption for you.



-sbp
Not to mention 1000 mile weekends. And easier to use than a sneaky leaker.
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I concur with brother Buzz. You show up to the next shootout properly attired and you are the GPTBGP.

-sbp
Required Attire

Specifically Leather Legs #BFR 110 - the Seasnake with the fringe and rhinestones. Yep, that'd do it.
Re: The Proud new member!

Heiniken. Fark that $hit. PABST BLUE RIBBON
Re: The Proud new member!

Actually since I learned who lives in the PNW I've made it a point to poopie straight into every watershed headed that way at every opportunity.

But I'm sending fellow GPTB member Sarnali a couple of cases of bottled water, a filter, and all the Guiness he can handle to make up for it.

-sbp
Re: The Proud new member!

What about The Flying Burrito Brothers?

-sbp
GPTB membership drive

So what, exactly are the criteria for membership in the GPTB? I take it that having a GPT has nothing to do with it. From the cack on the MO boards I surmise that Buzz, Longride, Sarnali and myself are somehow involved and that Dale wants in badly enough to dress like a member of the Village People and buy us beer. Somehow I think that any club that would have all of us as members is maybe something I would have to think about joining anyway. Oh yeah, and I nominate Fonzie too.

So is GPTB merely a state of mind or does it have a physical manifestation? Are there dues? Wassup?

-sbp
Re: GPTB membership drive

Yeah I know, but since I am old enough to be worried about senility it never hurts to make sure that ones recollection of events in the distant past, especially distasteful ones, are on the mark.

And BMW seems to know about a rule book.....

Yer beer is waiting at my place and will be served during the MO dirtbike rendevous next summer.

-sbp
Re: GPTB membership drive

Pabst Blue Ribbon, baby! And Maker's Mark
Re: GPTB membership drive

Dude man, I don't make up z rules I just follow dem. I was just suggestin.

You can join the Church of Perpetual Motion if you want to. I have a lot of say so in that.

-sbp
Re: GPTB membership drive

You are just the type of person we are looking for my son.
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