[kpaul]

Wow this looks like a convention of the GPTB. The Highwayman would be so proud of you guys. Remember us astrocriteurs are taking names like the FBI does at a Idaho Militia meeting...

 

[jungkvist]

OOP...

...er...I meant anti-psychotic...though, it might have been a Freudian-Slip?

 

[jungkvist]

Re: Unbelieveable and Confusint

Looks to me, like Seat-Belts for a motorcycle..."Made for the Man, who REALLY never wants to leave his bike."

Now, can you just imagine all the drunks who are gonna fall over in parking lots, if these things ever become popular.

That's right folks! It's the only product that pays for itself, by not buying it!

 

[39970]

Every now and then I consider applying to the GPTB for an Honorary membership. I imagine that the most of the initiation would be right up my alley. But some of the requisite gear... well I suppose that it would be hard for me to project the necessary "Cool" image while giggling like a little girl as I imagine would be while thinking "Y.M.C.A." as I walked around. If I walked or rode by a mirror... well... lets just say it wouldn't be "Cool".



I really like most of what I think the GPTB is about. Maybe if you guys could come up with a kinda "Jr Associate Honorary Membership in Spirit" deal with no more than say a Keg of Beer in annual dues and a waiver on the whole bike/clothes/ponytail/tatoo thing... well, I could be down with that!

 

[28086]

This is a f**Ken joke right ?



Ccmun

 

[44890]

WHAT ? NO FRINGE ??

How could he not offer a fringe model with a HD logo ? I think he could get a real outlaw look if he made a set that look like those house-arrest ankle monitors.

 

[33129]

I wonder if they make a set for my XR600?

 

[nokneedragin]

The really, really sad thing about this is that it is the most functional YMCA accessory that the Kruiser Krowd could have. Aside from the chain holding the wallet.

 

[jungkvist]

Please! Make it go away!

Here's another thing I can file under "Shoot Me Now!"

Well, I guess they sorta makes sense (in an alternate Universe) and they would be cool (if you just arrived from Outer Slobovia) so why not (hunt the guy down, then plead Common Sense).

 

[sportbike_pilot]

Dude when you are as big as the side of the Han***** building you get to look anyway that you want.

 

[sportbike_pilot]

In order to slide in as a junior member you have to be either young, skinny, innocent or slow and it would be a challenge to work you into any of these categories.



Sorry Dale, but you are gonna have to earn your membership the old fashioned way.



Why am I the only member of the GPTB who actually has a GPT?



-sbp

 

[Fenton]

Re: OOP...

O.K. Check this out, www.bikerballz.com, now you have seen it all.

 

[seruzawa]

Practical application

The discriminating GPTB member could sew his underwear to his originals and with the use of these clever devices become wedgie-proof!

 

[seruzawa]

'Cause you're the only one with any hair left!

 

[jungkvist]

Damn it Buzz...

...ya go and give me a straight-line like that, and there's so many directions I can go, I can't make-up my mind.

 

[sarnali]

I happen to think my 1/8' skinhead buzz is a bold fashion statement, and a direct counterpoint to the usual middle-aged-receeding-hairline-fat-guy-w/ponytail look so common among us blue staters.......



Being a total fashion plate, I buy my baggy-ass carpenter pants long enough to stylishly cover my Doc's or Sidi's in all M/C seating positions, thereby negating the need for some faggo Cali. love-stirrups.



You guys need to check out GQ or Maxxim more often!

 

[sarnali]

I think the Kanji letter ones are on the next page

 

[sportbike_pilot]

Should the GPTB endorse some similarly branded and logoed Depends next?

I've got a great motto " Not because we have to, but because we're lazy "

-sbp

 

[seruzawa]

A Faärken good idea!

What a Faärken good idea! I'm gonna go a get a Faärken subscription to both of those Faärken magazines right now!

Am I required to wear the Faärken Faärken stirrups while reading them?

Just kidding. You can go Faärk yourself.

 

[Buzz_Waloch]

It makes those all day college football bowl schedules a breeze!