Every now and then I consider applying to the GPTB for an Honorary membership. I imagine that the most of the initiation would be right up my alley. But some of the requisite gear... well I suppose that it would be hard for me to project the necessary "Cool" image while giggling like a little girl as I imagine would be while thinking "Y.M.C.A." as I walked around. If I walked or rode by a mirror... well... lets just say it wouldn't be "Cool".
I really like most of what I think the GPTB is about. Maybe if you guys could come up with a kinda "Jr Associate Honorary Membership in Spirit" deal with no more than say a Keg of Beer in annual dues and a waiver on the whole bike/clothes/ponytail/tatoo thing... well, I could be down with that!
I happen to think my 1/8' skinhead buzz is a bold fashion statement, and a direct counterpoint to the usual middle-aged-receeding-hairline-fat-guy-w/ponytail look so common among us blue staters.......
Being a total fashion plate, I buy my baggy-ass carpenter pants long enough to stylishly cover my Doc's or Sidi's in all M/C seating positions, thereby negating the need for some faggo Cali. love-stirrups.
You guys need to check out GQ or Maxxim more often!