Buzz, you'll never convince me that you wouldn't be LYAO if I were to appear so attired. Have you considered the damage to the GPTB image that my smirking, at best, self would cause? What with all this other gear in addition to my normal riding gear of shorts, T-shirt, tennis shoes and full-face helmet. Where DO you guys find all this stuff?
PS I've always wanted to be the Grand Poobaa of something (now that I think about it) Hmmm...