[The_AirHawk]

Whoo Potassium Citrate 1080s... Tempting...

Do they give you superpowers (any more than the usual, of course)?

I don't want to rush into a trade for my rancid fish oil tablets that I would eventually regret. Not to be coy, but there could be a better offer any second now. OK, I am being coy.

I am leaning towards your offer. I have my doubts about the soundness of my alternate plan of forcing 100+ tablets of fish oil down an enraged cat's throat.

As for bagels, well, I would rather have pie for breakfast.

I'll even throw-in the Balling Gun the Doc gave me, to make the pills "go down" easier............

Plastic Calf Balling Gun - Syringes & Balling Guns

 

[54937]

I haven't seen one of those bailing guns in a long time. My great-great-grandfather was a large animal man. It is hard to say that without laughing. It is easier to spell than veterinarian, at least.

The tools used in that trade are impressive indeed.

Sorry to hear about your cat, Browning Bar.

 

[12er]

Good luck on the fish oil caps, I was ordered to take them and had a good heart to heart with myself. Early death, nasty rancid fish burps, early death, rancid fish burps. I choose early death. Though I have heard from those who dont have a problem with them, to take them before bed.

 

[seruzawa]

I can't complain, coming from some of the worst inner city slums on earth, growing up in 3 different countries and being a 10th grade drop out to a decent house in the 'burbs and a legal 6 figure income is pretty good. I think the smartest thing I did was joining the Navy, I sweated blood for 4 years, ran coal, cleaned boilers and worked 18 years worth of nights and weekends to now where work 8 hour days, have most weekends off and sit back and cruise most of the time. Couple of bikes in the garage, a good running 5 year old Explorer and my dads 18 year old Range Rover in the driveway, two healthy kids and a good relationship with my ex-step kids, a girlf friend who thinks the sun shines out of my backside..... I really don't have anything to cry about.

Who's complaining? I just went through all that success shyt 'cause I know that idiot boy surfs the site and I could tell that his head exploded about halfway through. He must have destroyed a dozen keyboards by now.

 

[seruzawa]

I've got some....

Not sure if the cat will eat them. But at this point I'm happy my cat is eating anything. She got lead poisoning from the renovations we are doing and it has been two weeks of vet visits, poison control, IV fluids, vomiting, and ugly Vet bills.

... inexpensive lead "cures" for your cat. Only cost you about a nickel. Save you a lot of veterinarian bills.

 

[54937]

He could ship the "leaded" cat to China.

Revenge!

 

[BrowningBAR]

I'd also have to fill her up with some date rape drugs to mimic the Chinese toys. To top it off I'll include a manual written in broken Chinese.