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You forgot to mention the "weenie-eating" contests for the girls at those events. Something to behold. A line of women seeing who can deep-throat the longest keilbasa is a-ok in my book!
 

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"Heck, if it's got a motor, why not race it??" Indeed. Not too long ago, I saw a bunch of ******** racing HOT-RODDED LAWN TRACTORS! Actually, it was pretty funny, and entertaining. Those guys were really throwing it around, sideways at all of 40 mph. Good fun, no injuries. It's too funny to hear the winner spout off with:

"Whell, my Sunoco-Pepsi-Marlboro-JOHN-DEERE was just a-runnin' great today......
 
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