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It's Dueling Irony!



 

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Can't wait to hear from the DSRT.



All one of him.
 

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I attribute this to the Ducati's unfair 0-cc displacement advantage.
 

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Nah, this item has already dropped to third. But if we ask MO nicely, maybe they'll hold off posting any more news items until at least tomorrow. Then we can have a nice little sh!tstorm.
 

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"Geez, Shizuki, I need some help here.. my sarcasm attempt was completely stomped.

Any advice?"

Try using the word "really" a lot, and put it in italics, with some extra l's. Like this:

"I think kpaul is realllllly on target with this. He's a realllllly logical guy with a realllllly firm grasp of reality. Realllllly."
 

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"I got a real good feeling about the 1098"

Same here. A horrible mistake has been corrected.

Funniest thing I've read is Catterson's editorial in Motorcyclist. For years, MC editors having been chugging Terblanche's Kool-Aid, but this comment took the cake:

"Taglioni, Tartarini, Tamburini, Terblanche: Talent starts with a T. Ducati fans bow their heads when they speak the names of these revered designers."

WTF?!? Terblanche? I defy you to name me one Ducati-phile who ever bowed his head at the mention of Terblanche who wasn't vomiting blood.
 

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Re: I'll give it a shot.....

How do Gen-Y'ers feel about it?
 

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Same thing, but with a finger up your a**.
 

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Re: I'll give it a shot.....

"Any community that uses the word "skeptic" as a pejorative is more dogmatic and religous than inquisitive and scientific."
 

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"Do you know what a Supermono is?"

OK, there's one nice Terblanche design. And very Tamburini-like.

"Hypermotard"

Ugly.

"MH900"

Ugly.

"S2R and S4R Monsters"

That's a Galuzzi design with different pipes.

"900SS"

Hideously fugly.

"the Desmosedici"

Generic.

"the Paul Smart, the GT & Sport 1000s"

Retro designs. How hard is that? And the tank on the PS and Sport is hideous.

"Multistrada."

Aw, c'mon, now I know this post is a put-on.

Jeez, this is about as well thought-out a post as your "we'll be pining for $3.00/gallon gas by August '06"
 

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"the fact that a bunch of Italian guys found an Italian bike the most beautiful ain't exactly a surprise."



And the fact a bunch of American riders voted against the 999 with their wallets tells me all I need to know about the "phukking brilliant" designs of Pierre Terblanche.
 
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