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Two squares of one-ply, one square of two........
 

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I just lie on every question. Really f#@ks with their statistics. Tell 'em I purchase five or six new bikes a year, yet only have poverty-level income............
 

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Seriously, WHY do you even answer a personal question like that? That's no one's business but my own, as far as I'm concerned. If you have to enter anything, just use a really high or really low number depending on your mood.



Hey MoFo's : I'm taking a survey of everyone's Social Security numbers. What's yours? Please reply.



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I can help you out. Send me all your financial data, bank account numbers, W-2s,etc for the past 7 years. I'll come up with a good number for you.



Sincerely,



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I just want to know if I should include the unreported income I get from selling bongs made from the beach glass I find.
 

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I thought that's what he meant. He didn't sound like he was talking about yams, and what else is there?
 

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I adhere to the "ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies" doctrine myself.



I do consider it to be my Christian Duty to f*ck with nosey assholes though, so if I do answer surveys I write whatever pops in my head at the time.
 

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I, for one, am glad that someone has the cajones to bring this issue up in a public forum at the risk of public humiliation.



It took me hours to sweat my way though the extensive questions when setting up my MO account and completing similar surveys. "Will they check?" "What are the IRS implications?" Will the other MoFos think less of me if they learn I make under 6 figures?" "Is an apartment a household since it's really not a house?" "Does my cat count as a member of the household?"



Sure, it might be easy to make fun of SV650GLEN, and get a few laughs at his expense. But not me.



SV650GLEN, use this easy formula I've picked up for reporting your income: Take the amount of your net paycheck and add it to the amount you tell chicks you make. Divide that number by 2. That is your survey income.



(RI+BSI)/2=SI



 

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Just remember, as long as you declare the money made from selling those funny little ciagrettes, it's legal.
 
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