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Re: Too many Bike/Life Choice Questions.

Paint the whole bike silver with a rattlecan, (like Billy Pilgrim's boots) and only ride it at night. Wear a black cape & jodhpurs. Change your name to Migelito. Do not walk, but "leap" everywhere you go. Tatoo the Virgin of Guadalupe on your chest. Sport a black pencil thin moustache and soul patch. Have a fencing scar. Lisp when you say "moto guzzi".
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