It figures... maybe.
Suzuki VStrom
You scored 4 moxie, 5 zeal, and -4 pomp!
You have the traits of a sensible and effective rider, with an utter lack of concern for image, so you should feel comfortable riding a sensible, effective, and hideous bike like the VStrom.
You are the rider most likely to Rhino-Coat your bike for the sake of practicality.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 58% on moxie
You scored higher than 63% on zeal
You scored higher than 1% on pomp
Although I'd rather something dirtier!