[56599]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

LOL Great story mikenomad So we add the word astrostalker to our vocabulary like a radio talk show host coined in Seattle. I guess I would rather stop then pee my pants. I like the Buz's EZ Leaker idea better.

 

[51629]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

Why not get a piece of flexible plastic tubing (and suitable adapter) and make your own "pilot's relief tube"? You could add a vacuum pump.

 

[35244]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

All we need now is a Celeb Spokesperson. Maybe Bob Dole is available?

 

[sarnali2]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

The world is my urinal, I don't need no stinkin' nappies !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[testcase]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

Heck, get that girl to do it! "When you got 900 miles to go.. Go Depends"

 

[Buzglyd]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

Simpsons returning from Apple Festival in the mountains:

Marge: "Grandpa, are you sitting on the pie?"

Grandpa: "I sure hope so......"

 

[seruzawa]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

Hmmmm. Where are all the nannies? Isn't riding like this so fatiguing that the riders are more dangerous than cell phone users? Fatigue is one of the major factors in vehicle mishaps on the Interstates. If they crash do they have health insurance or do we have to pick up the tab for them?

Ban Ironbutt now! Say no to such irresponsibility!

 

[Buzglyd]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

If it saves just one cheek.....

 

[schizuki]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

Q. What do astronauts wear under their spacesuits?

A. Depends...

 

[schizuki]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

Already got one - Leslie Neilsen.

"In fact, I'm urinating right now..."

 

[seruzawa]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

You have kids? You do know what these guys are going to feel like after sitting in wet pi$$ for a few hours, right? LOL!

 

[Buzglyd]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

I think Nomad was just burning the hippie lettuce again.

You can whiz while you're fueling up every 200 miles. The Iron Butt association frowns on people completed the mileage in "record time" anyway.

Who cares what they feel like? How about what they smell like?

 

[35244]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

And don't call me Shirley!

 

[35244]

Re: Astronaut Diapers: Get Y

I've got about 15 New Orleans Bacchanalia's under my alarmingly snug belt....uh, one needs to be most circumspect about unauthorized leakage in the Big Easy. Penalty is almost as aggressively applied as the one about drinking out of a glass container in public.

Now pardon me, I'm going to fire up the he-man 2 channel system and put on some Professor Longhair playing "Second Line" followed by the Zydeco Sweetheart herself - Rosie Ledet.

 

[schizuki]

Whoa. Deja vu.

 

[seruzawa]

Dear MO Staff...

...I've got this weird feeling of DejaVu......

 

[The_AirHawk]

That's funny. I feel I've been here before. Anyone else have this strange sense of time-displacement?

 

[schizuki]

Must be the astronaut diapers. Did somebody crap near light speed?

 

[The_AirHawk]

Feelin' like a...........

Something takes a part of me.

Something lost and never seen.

Everytime I start to believe,

Something's raped and taken from me... from me......

Life's got to always be messing with me. (You wanna see the light)

Can't they chill and let me be free? (So do I)

Can't I take away all this pain. (You wanna see the light)

I try to every night, all in vain... in vain.

Sometimes I cannot take this place.

Sometimes it's my life I can't taste.

Sometimes I cannot feel my face.

You'll never see me fall from grace......

Something takes a part of me!

You and I were meant to be!

A cheap fcuk for me to lay -

Something takes a part of me.

Feeling like a Freak on a Leash. (You wanna see the light)

Feeling like I have no release. (So do I)

How many times have I felt diseased? (You wanna see the light)

Nothing in my life is free... is free

Something takes a part of me!

You and I were meant to be!

A cheap fcuk for me to lay -

Something takes a part of me.

Boom na da mmm dum na ema

Da boom na da mmm dum na ema

GO!

So...fight! something on the... dum na ema

Fight...some things they fight

So...something on the... dum na ema

Fight...some things they fight

Fight...something of the... dum na ema

No...some things they fight

Fight...something of the... dum na ema

Fight...some things they fight

Something takes a part of me!

You and I were meant to be!

A cheap fcuk for me to lay -

Something takes a part of me.

Part of me...

Oh...

 

[BrowningBAR]

!sdrawkcab gniog si gnihtyrevE !praw emit a ni kcuts eb ot mees I !pleH