Captain Quasar! You're wanted on the planet Z-47. Here's you carry-on luggage.
Please, tell me they're gonna do a turtle-shell thing with these. I've always loved Speedy Turtle in the old Buggs Bunny cartoons.
Just imagine all the fun you could have with some chrome pipe extensions and a couple smoke bombs.
Warning: not to be used as a boogy-board behind motorcycle. Example:"Come on, Jimmy! Lay on yer back and hold on to the rope. It'll be fun!"