Today's spam joke
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a
gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to
leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest
and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his
bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and
told
him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."