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Somebody, get me a Rope........
 

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You say you want a Re-vo-LU-tion? We-ell, you know......
 

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Didn't Saddam sweep the Polls last time he ran?



Then they hung him.



Oh, you fickle Voters!



Somebody, remind ME to never run for Dictator.



(Chavez, your Gallows can be seen on the distant horizon as well!).
 

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What does it say?



"Warning! For GOD'S SAKE DON'T PUT THIS ON AND RIDE A MOTORCYCLE!!!!"?
 

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Sure he does!



He goes ATGATT just for a trip down the hall to the Water Cooler............
 

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(Lookout for that Stick in front of Bob's Cubicle! OH!! Too LATE.............)
 

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Re: Some more common sense restrictions that we should follow.

250 is more than enough to run from the Cops - it should be limited to the 49cc scooters. And you should go with KP's ATGATT laws.
 

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Re: Some more common sense restrictions that we should follow.

No, scratch that - I had a friend's Cousin's Sister's 12-year-old kid get killed on one of those, first time he rode it. There outta be a law prohibiting kids from riding those things on the Freeway. Let's just ban them entirely - 2-wheel Motor-Vehicles are Just Dangerous!

Use a Bicycle...........
 

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Re: Some more common sense restrictions that we should follow.

No, no...... Wait. Bicycles kill kids if they can get out on the Freeway too. Perhaps we should ban that too.

And DON'T get me started on Walking............
 

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Haven't you LOOKED at your average Ruff-an-tumble Cruiser-rider lately? Aren't most of THEM somewhat reminiscent of Crinimals(sic)?
 

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Re: Some more common sense restrictions that we should follow.

"We have a huge problem," Harbour said. "We don't have a surplus. We are losing $100 million a year. It's not right to ask everyone to pay for the motorcycling community."

Sportbikes are causing the Canadian Insurance Industry to "lose" $100M/Year?

Funny, you'd think that amount of Carnage would make International Headlines:

"QUEBEC, CANADA ROADS ARE SO CRAPPY AND AUTOMOBILE DRIVERS SO INCOMPETENT, SPORTBIKE RIDERS DIE BY THOUSANDS"

Or: "JAPANESE-TERRORISTS RIG 600CC AND LARGER CANADIAN SPORTBIKES WITH C4 AND SPEED-SWITCHES, RIDERS DIE BY THE GAZILLIONS"
 

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Re: The Philippines are more progressive than backwards U.S.

Hey, I've seen "First Blood"! - I know better! All you 'Nam Vets are ticking timebombs, just waiting for some law-upholding local Sheriff to merely innocently do his job to "set you off"..............
 

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Re: Barbados: Making the proper move to motorcycle safety

Yes, if he continues this path, it will prove uneccessary to "Re-Educate" him........
 

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I think perhaps you're onto something here!



You ever consider running for Congress?
 

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I'm hot right now - I sweating rike a Goddam Mongorian outside a shcitty warr.....
 
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