Dang license plate! Sounds like this fellow needs to invest in one of those fancy frames that make the plate really hard to read.
Maybe I should send him mine. You see, where I live here in Doddrige Co. West Virginia. The sheriff has known me my entire life. Worse yet, my wife works for him.
Bottom line, if I get dumb on the bike anywhere near home. I'm screwed!
Life's just not fair!