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BMW has announced that every R1200 C model is being recalled for styling modifications. "We thought it looked cool and avant-garde," said BMW President Heinz Cheeseburger, "but it turns out it just looks weird." In order to improve the appearance of the bikes, dealers will hand-glue 25,000 tiny glass crystals on every available surface of the bike free of charge.
BMW has announced that every R1200 C model is being recalled for styling modifications. "We thought it looked cool and avant-garde," said BMW President Heinz Cheeseburger, "but it turns out it just looks weird." In order to improve the appearance of the bikes, dealers will hand-glue 25,000 tiny glass crystals on every available surface of the bike free of charge.