[4940]

Actually I've had a couple of girlfriends that would make this seem like a reasonable course of action.

 

[mscuddy]

That was no woman, that was my mother-in-law.



Badda bing...

 

[cruiz-euro]

Only girlfriends, your ride has been too easy man.



- cruiz-euro

 

[4940]

No it hasn't. The wives deserved much worse!

 

[seruzawa]

Hmmm. I wonder is alcohol was involved.

 

[Buzglyd]

Kensington isn't too far from Hillcrest which is known for its (ahem) "alternative lifestyles."



Perhaps he was late for a hot date at The Brass Rail.

 

[55182]

Wives? You mean you made the same mistake twice?

 

[55182]

Yeah, it would have been a real loss if she was carrying the bottles … I would have turned back to retrieve them.

 

[BillyO]

No one ever said that riidiing a motorcycle builds character.

 

[lightspeed]

Maybe she didn't "fall"? Beats breakin up in a restaurant.

 

[4940]

What do take me for, some kind of average idiot? It's three times, and I'm quite sure that the fourth will work out!

 

[schizuki]

"If You Can Read This, The ******* Left Me In The Road With A Broken Leg" -



-on panties soon to be available at a Harley shop near you.

 

[36284]

Like the Paul Simon song says; "There must be fifty ways to leave your lover" Let's make that fifty-0ne

 

[V4Roar]

Dam, that's a stretch, but if you're enough of a bigot, most anything can be made into a chance for gay bashing, I guess...

 

[7349]

Er...make that "ex-boyfriend."

 

[Buzglyd]

Apparently you also teach government mandated "sensitivity training."

 

[BrowningBAR]

I bet you're a blast at parties!



The odds are this guy was probably a white trash, wife beater wearing jackass.



Is this also offensive?



Check under the sofa, look under the bed, and look in the back seat of your car. Your humor must be somewhere...

 

[bbtowns]

Chivalry is now officially dead.

 

[BrowningBAR]

Ooo slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just listen to me

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just fall off the seat, Pete

And get yourself free

 

[Kwesi]

He didn't back over her to finish the job, so I'm guessing it wasn't a Goldwing.