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If only he had been wearing a helmet.

I think the deer did a Chuck Norris-style gun disarm cuz he was sick of those loud freakin' pipes.

It hurts their little dear ears.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
 

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If only he had been wearing a helmet.

I think the deer did a Chuck Norris-style gun disarm cuz he was sick of those loud freakin' pipes.

It hurts their little dear ears.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
 

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Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
 

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Under Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin - but another Fist....
 

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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.

On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees.

An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was the largest meteor recorded in Modern Times, and still owes him a beer.
 

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
 

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
 
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