[seruzawa]

Biker Found Shot, Dead After Collision With Deer - Pittsburgh News Story - WTAE Pittsburgh

Maybe the deer saw how injured the biker was and put him out of his misery.

 

[Buzglyd]

If only he had been wearing a helmet.

I think the deer did a Chuck Norris-style gun disarm cuz he was sick of those loud freakin' pipes.

It hurts their little dear ears.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

 

[seruzawa]

If only he had been wearing a helmet.

I think the deer did a Chuck Norris-style gun disarm cuz he was sick of those loud freakin' pipes.

It hurts their little dear ears.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[Buzglyd]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

 

[seruzawa]

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

 

[Buzglyd]

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

 

[seruzawa]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Buzglyd]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[seruzawa]

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

 

[sarnali2]

Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer, trouble is Chuck Norris has never cried.

 

[The_AirHawk]

Under Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin - but another Fist....

 

[ejis]

Chuck Norris doesn't have to obey the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.

 

[sarnali2]

There is no gravity, Chuck Norris round house kicked the world once and it's still spinning.

 

[seruzawa]

Chuck Norris once traveled to Jupiter when suddenly a planet got in the way. Thus the Asteroid Belt.

 

[The_AirHawk]

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.

On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees.

An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was the largest meteor recorded in Modern Times, and still owes him a beer.

 

[The_AirHawk]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

 

[ejis]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits.

 

[ejis]

Rambo is based on the life of Chuck Norris, through age 10.

 

[seruzawa]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[The_AirHawk]

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.