Can't wait to hear the reviews of this event:
"The music was good, but it could have been louder. Marshall stacks are antiquated technology."
"The food was good, but they barbequed over charcoal. Propane is faster and more efficient. Get out of the coal age, Harley!"
"The factory tour was good, but they used electric golf carts. A high-speed monorail would have let us see evereything faster, especially in the straights."
"The women were hot, but they only had 34C t*ts. They should have been at least 38D. 34C's are girls' b**bs."
"5,000 people showed up. It would have been 25,000 if the engine was liquid-cooled."
(OK, that last one went too far. That would be just dumb).