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Well, no more than 100,000 will show up anyhow.



Maybe we should compare the attendance figures to the last BMW anniversary or the Suzuki Charter Bash.
 

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That was your best post in weeks..LOL Good one.. Good use of facts and data. Well Said. Excellent Point. You nailed it. You are spot on..
 

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HhmmPh!

Just for that, I'm gonna climb on my tractor-motored, antiquated shaky old POS and ride it from South Texas.

Seriously. I was looking at taking some vacation time this summer, and this is perfect!

Rob
 

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The great thing about being in the DSRT is you never have to leave the computer room.
 

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Can't wait to hear the reviews of this event:



"The music was good, but it could have been louder. Marshall stacks are antiquated technology."



"The food was good, but they barbequed over charcoal. Propane is faster and more efficient. Get out of the coal age, Harley!"



"The factory tour was good, but they used electric golf carts. A high-speed monorail would have let us see evereything faster, especially in the straights."



"The women were hot, but they only had 34C t*ts. They should have been at least 38D. 34C's are girls' b**bs."



"5,000 people showed up. It would have been 25,000 if the engine was liquid-cooled."







(OK, that last one went too far. That would be just dumb).

 

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I respectfully disagree: the wimmenz should have at LEAST 38 Double-D's.



And Propane is SOOOooooo 1990's technology - everybody that's anybody uses Military-surplus Tokamak's for grilling........
 

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......unless The Wife catches you looking at pRon on the 'Net...........
 

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Nice..Nice...
 

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Yeah, but she can be no taller than 5' 1".
 

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You should market your own Kline of Kpurses and Kperfumes.



If it's successful, you can expand to Ktampons and Kmanhole-covers.........
 
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