Buying a Motorcycle for the Compulsive or Impulsive- Part II

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A penguin is having car trouble

So he takes his car to a mechanic. While he's waiting for his car he walks across the street to an ice cream shop. It's hard for penguins to eat ice cream with those flippers so he gets a little on his nose.

When the penguin returns to the shop the mechanic says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin says, "No, that's just a little ice cream."