Buying a Motorcycle for the Compulsive or Impulsive- Part II

I actually wrote that before I went to DC

That city just sucked all the fun out of me.

Hate Mail

For some reason, the hate mail I recieve usually tends to homophobia. I don't know why. Maybe it's my delicate features.

I've only briefly been to Alabama, and it seemed like a very nice state. Aside from being hot, humid and full of bugs, it had lots of fried food and everyone I met was very nice.

Please don't beat me up.

Some help me with contact info!

For the FBI witness relocation program, please. I am very scared.

Two Cannibals are Eating a Clown...

And one of them turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"