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EBass' informal study

I can say from personal experience on the SoCal freeways that 90% of the time when someone does something totally jacked up to me, I've reached into my "special pocket", extracted the "attention getter" ball bearing I retain for just such occasions, and have my arm fully ****ed, I look into the driver's side window to see a middle aged soccer mom on a celly, and just can't muster the sang froid necessary to let fly. Which sucks.

But someday I'm gonna do a "Falling Down" freak out, and when I do I'm aimig straight for the Nokia!

 

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...and then she calls to tell me the raincoat didn't work

Nah, I swear man, no more MILFs. Believe me, I get plenty of opportunities on a daily basis, but ever since my vow of cuckoo bird chastity over a year ago, I've been a changed man. Frankly I'd sooner stick Mr. Johnson in an electric socket than deal with some sh*twad showing up at my door every Tuesday, Thursday, and every other weekend to pick up/drop off his bratty spawn. Sorry, but not even porn-star-end-of-the-world-chandelier-swinging-monkee-sex is worth THAT kind of agita.

 

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"She is the one"

I won't even dignify that with a reply