[50595]

Re: Goldwing Needs Larger Trunk

See, I've always said that a Goldwing needs a larger trunk. Two full-face helmets is okay, but when you need to haul a stiff out to a shallow grave in the desert, it really falls short.

 

[28945]

Mikenomad has said it all! There is really no need for any additional posts on this story.

 

[sickboy]

Every new motorcycle should come with a corpse. When a cager gets too close you simply hit the quick release buckle, drop your passenger and away you go! The extra cost can be made up with a 10% insurance discount for this anti- tailgating safety device.

 

[44510]

I've heard of dying to ride, but this is ridiculous.

 

[Fenton]

Boy, you guys really did need pillions for your sport/tour comparo.

 

[sarnali]

Isn't it the Meskin' Day of the Dead celebration coming up?



Maybe it was his date....

 

[rmdower]

I usually have a comment for just about everything. I lay my cards down, hands palm down, and I say, "I'm out."

 

[44890]

If the rider had used a R 1200 RT he wouldn't have lost control and the corpse could have enjoyed the heated seat.

 

[seruzawa]

He wasn't a corpse when he got on the bike. He distinctly said, "I'm not dead yet".

 

[53331]

The idea of paying 20+k for a bmw probably killed him!

 

[acecycleins]

Remember those Bernie Goes...... movies.

 

[23063]

Rough neighborhood!

 

[Haird]

Die to ride, ride to die ...

 

[eojmo]

Some guys just won't take no for an answer.Pedro refused to get on the back when Manuel suggested they go cruising.

 

[pushrod]

"The corpse was also wearing a lifejacket..."



Hmmm.

 

[53331]

Life jacket?what an oxymoron!

 

[DougandCarol]

Guess he'll need a new monkey for his hack