[Buzglyd]

Enthusiastic reader

Klazy Ken Says You Ad Suck For Air! You No Say:

Dripping With Chrome!
Too Many Extras To List!
My Loss Your Gain!
Divorce Forces Sale!
Low Mileage Cream Puff!
Adult Ridden!
Never Been Down!
Garage Kept!
One Of A Kind!
Trailer Included!

You Take My Seminar Next Time. You Sell Bike Fast!

Dear Klazy Ken,

I'm currently trying to sell my RD400. I regularly read your postings and try to apply your techniques. The problem is, none of those lines apply.

I'm single.
Instead of dripping in chrome, it's dripping in pre-mix.
It clearly has been down.
I don't ride it like an adult.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Confused in Carlsbad.

PS. I've attended your seminars in Ocala, Spring Hill, and Marathon!

 

[Buzglyd]

Dear Buzz-Ugly,

You give Klazy Ken the Kleeps! You fluck off, no write me no call me no more. I see you stalking Klazy Ken in Florida seminar. Stay away from Klazy Ken yacht!

I call cops on you! YOU GO NOW!!!

See you in Crystal River! :-D

Will you autograph my seminar workbook?