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Exactly, which is why the English invented single malt to help with icy driving. Och, ye don't put it in the whiskey, ya silly bugger; you swill that neat from the bottle, as you spread those clever Scots screws ahead of the Bentley. The English allowed the Scots to claim single malt, in exchange for William Wallace. He was nay good on ice, either. And his ABS-Machine was of little use as well. Still, he would have looked good on a custom-cruiser, all blue, with his wild hair flying...that was then. Like our Mel, and accidental-speech, his time has passed: Raise a glass to probity and the detailing, anally-chromed.

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