I'm the founding member of the TPTB, or Thinning-hair Pony-Tailed Brotherhood.
I'm not just the President; I'm also a Client!
I have to be my own, I guess:
I'm one O' them "longhairs", but I don't ride a Cruiser, Don't ride a "fold 'em up" Sportbike (nekkid and part-faired Standards), and my hair has yet to turn gray (but these last few days at work are takin' their toll!).