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They left off why the dentist was giving the "lady" a ride. Something about, "You want to look at my cavity, you'd better give me a ride on that there Hawg!".



Was it Mark Twain (ok, Samuel Clemens) who said, "Fiction is much more difficult to write than is Non-fiction: Fiction has to make sense!"?

 

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Nah! How 'bout,



"The Dr. stated he thought for a moment there was another Harley behind him, but he determined it was his rider. Seems she had found a way to stand on the passenger footpegs and, turning her hips just so, caused the windblast to generate a motorlike noise from a portion of her anatomy..."