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MR. ALLCAPS BEST 600 PICK

600'S ARE TOTALLY FOR PUSSIES BECAUSE THEY ONLY DO LIKE 160 AND THAT GETS BORING AFTER A WHILE. WHEN I HAD MY GSXR1000 I WAS GOING TO GET A NITROUS KIT BECASUE MY MOM TOOK THAT INSURANCE POLICY OUT ON ME AND SHE SAID I DIDN'T RIDE FAST ENOUGH SHE TOLD ME TO GO AND PICK UP MY BROTHER AT SCHOOL AND BE BACK HERE IN 15 MINUTES BUT WE LIVE LIKE 30 MILES AWAY FROM SCHOOL AND IT WAS AT RUSH HOUR SO I WAS ON MY WAY OVER THERE AND I WAS DOING A POWER WHEELIE AT LIKE 170 MPH AND IT WAS OK BUT KINDA BORING AND I WAS LOOKING AT THE SKY AND THINKING ABOUT HOW MORE POWER WOULD BE NICE AND THEN THIS GRAVEL TRUCK CHANGED LANES (I WAS LANE SPLITTING AT THE TIME) AND I COULDN'T STEER BECAUSE THE FRONT WHEEL WAS IN THE AIR AND THEN EVERYTHING JUST WENT BLACK.

I WOKE UP AND THERE WAS NO LIGHT OR SOUND BUT EVERYTHING TASTED FUNNY AND THEN SOME GUY PLUGGED ME IN AND TOLD ME THE ONLY THING THAT SURVIVED THE CRASH WAS MY BRAIN AND THE CLUTCH LEVER (WHICH IS FOR SALE ON E-BAY, BY THE WAY) AND MY BRAIN IS IN A TANK UNTIL THEY FIND ME A DONOR BODY FROM NEW MEXICO.

IT WOULD BE BORING IN HERE IF IT WASN'T FOR MOTORCYCLE ONLINE AND INTERNET PORN.
 

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BUY IT NOW PRICE

THE SUZUKI RETAIL PRICE FOR A CLUTCH LEVER IS LIKE $63 (note from Gabe: this is no *****!) BUT SOME GUY IS BIDDING $74 AND I'M NOT SURE WHY MAYBE HE THINKS THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING IS ON EBAY BUT ILL LET YOU TAKE IT HOME FOR $99 WITHOUT SHIPPING THE ONLY THING IS THAT IT WAS EMBEDDED IN MY THIGH I DON'T KNOW IF YOU STILL WANT IT
 
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