[BrowningBAR]

If he would have been wearing a helmet he would have had a 2% greater chance of having a 66% chance of being unharmed 50% of the time, unless it was a clear and sunny day, in which case the percentages are doubled, divided by pie, and translated into the extinct Caucasus language used in the 6th century known as "Aghwan".

 

[Fenton]

yes.

 

[50968]

He owns only eight motorcycles !! Pshaw....

can't be a real biker......

 

[56690]

OMG, he even owns a bike that can go 160MPH! That's insane!



I am yet to understand why the reporters always have to add something like that, and they always do.

 

[Fenton]

Good point. "Paris was pulled over in a BMW suv on Friday and she also owns a Bentley that will top out at 174mph" You just don't see that much, do you?

 

[BrowningBAR]

Any chance she can get liquored up and wreck that damn thing at top speed?

 

[seruzawa]

Welcome to the club MacGregor! Ye'll get little sympathy from the Campbells!

So, he's been married to the same woman for 12 years and had three kids with her? Very unusual for a big star.

 

[seruzawa]

Number one is a given.

 

[BrowningBAR]

Yeah, but we really need to make part 2 happen.



Part 2 is the important part for the rest of us.

 

[Mollygrubber]

Not really your typical 'big star' I guess

Can't see George Clooney eating goats balls in Mongolia, can any of you guys (or gals)?

 

[ejis]

Divided by a pie? Would that be apple, key lime, or pumpkin? Personally, I don't trust gourds when it comes to statistical analysis...

 

[21726]

It annoys me when they add this sort of thing. The fact that he has a collection of motorcycles is vaguely relevant, in that it shows he's a bike enthusiast and not just another actor who's bought his first bike, but since everyone and his dog has seen Long Way Round by now, there's no need to make the point again. The bit about his kids is only there fore the subtext, which is 'See, We told you 160 mph motorcycles were dangerous: as a father and family man you should set a better example'. This isn't journalism, it's anti-biking propaganda. Grrr!

 

[JmalB]

Rhubarb

 

[SuperSquid]

Thanks BrowningBAR! That is the best laugh I have had all damn week!

 

[55418]

??

 

[55418]

Guess Who?!

 

[BrowningBAR]

I don't think so. Check his previous posts, he's been around for a while.



KQuid won't renew until there is a new review posted. And even when your account expires you are still able to post with an expired handle for a few days.

 

[58876]

The funny thing about it is they added that he has kids in order to show how irresponsible it seems for him to be fallutin' around on one o' them motorcikles. Because, you know, if he kicks the bucket who is going to be the breadwinner? That's just crappy entertainment news reporting.

 

[51629]

He should have been riding a pushrod v-twin with unmuffled pipes, stretched out springer front, no rear fender and apehanger bars like everyone else. The cars would avoid him.

 

[beetsme]

I love the details of the crash, "he fell off his motorcycle"