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Oh I get it, like Dunbar in Catch-22, this guy believes that if he makes his life as boring as possible it will seem like he's living longer.



So long and good riddance. Spend your bike money on a DVD player and senssuround fer yer fickin' Suburban.



Dyckhead.

 

[seruzawa]

Don't forget ladders.



Did you know that more kids are killed or seriously injured in school each year by football than guns?



Did you know that one of the most deadly devices ever invented by human beings is a swimming pool?



The clown who wrote this article should read the sign I have on my cubicle. "There is no such thing as idiot proof - only idiot resistant. The ingenuity of idiots knows no bounds."





This idiot won't die on a motorcycle. He'll just lose his fingers when he picks up a rotary lawnmower to trim his hedge. Or get in a crash when he gets his foot caught in the steering wheel while trying to use the hi-lo beam switch.

 

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When would that be?

 

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Kumbaya.