[longride]

Anybody search Seruzawa's or SBP's joints yet? I'm sure more than a few illegal activities have occurred in those places, and Seru used to have a Harley. SBP only has 12 guard dogs and 3 sharpshooters guarding his compound at this time. Time to move in!

 

[seruzawa]

You just wait until they try to come search my cabin and run into the minefield.



World's Only Known Homophobic Idaho Joke:



Did you hear that they are going to start a town for gays in Idaho? They are going to call it "Pocafello".

 

[Buzglyd]

Water speweth forth onto keyboard.



It's even funnier considering Martin lives there.

 

[33342]

Dang, that's just mean. Mean, Seru, mean!



Did I ever mention Martin has Tungsten armor-piercing shotgun rounds? Makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you.



Seru, in the immortal words of Prince Humberdink: "I would not say such things if I were you!"

 

[seruzawa]

Thanks for the heads up. I'm going out now to put another layer of armor plate on my 3/4 ton.



I still feel fairly safe though. In order to get at me Martin has to cross into Utah through the Zion Curtain.

 

[nokneedragin]

On the up side, if he does get to you and commits a violent act on you. You could get lucky and be only "mostly dead", them we'll just have to hunt up Miracle Max.

 

[mscuddy]

I he goes Malad ask him to say hello to my Uncles Zeph & Orvy. They run the radiatior repair & bait place.

 

[39970]

I'm not touching ANY of this with a ten foot pole... I'm pretty sure my bud SBP would be too busy with his side gig of "personally mentoring" some of the cuter co-eds to have anything to do with this.

 

[seruzawa]

I've met Martin. I think he'd be more likely to give me a papercut and put vinegar in it.

 

[sportbike_pilot]

Steven - I will see you next Friday evening at Willow Springs where we will confabulate on your approach to MO news.

 

[mscuddy]

Jeez guys, can I come too? I fixed the oil leak on my KZ750, it might pass tech infuction now, how about it? Pleeeze?



I wanna ride all that new ****e!

 

[sportbike_pilot]

Steven, do you want to give him the bad news about tech inspection or should I?

 

[Steven_Verschoor]

Martin, I'll palaver with you on Friday.





Matt, the tech inspector is ve-e-ery stringent.

 

[mscuddy]

Is duct tape holding the headlight in verboten? Will he frown on Kendas? Scoff at bailing wire?



Maybe I can cover the whole bike with red duct tape and use magic markers to draw a Ducati.



Hope the techie is nearsighted...

 

[sportbike_pilot]

His eyesight is excellent and plenty good enough to see $100 bills tucked into dark corners of that duct tape job.

 

[33342]

Martin _is_ the Tech Inspector. Mscuddy, you're screwed.

 

[mscuddy]

Damn. Have to return the tape now.

 

[39970]

I didn't see this thread coming. Best laugh of the day!