Make fun if you wish. But if you did a little research you can find that while you think it sounds "crazy" it is quite true. and sarcasm only shows how ignorant you are.
So go back to watching Glen Beck or what ever main stream liar you listen to and continue to think you are sane one.
You seriously believe that registering your bike and getting a license plate means you have given the State 1/2 ownership of your bike? What, does some State official show up every other week and take their turn? Do they have to gas it up when they bring it back?
I don't have to "research" anything; I did tag and title work when I sold bikes, and there isn't anything in the vehicle documentation that remotely resembles what you're describing. The paperwork for tag and title serves four simple purposes: it establishes ownership of the vehicle, it documents liens against the vehicle, it puts a uniform identifier on the vehicle so it can be tracked by the police or other agencies (we call them "License Plates" in Florida), and it creates an mechanism for the government to collect taxes.
As for Glen Beck, he is generally considered a conservative and a Libertarian. I'm a Democrat who voted for Obama...so your theory on my politics is about as far out of whack as your theory on property rights.
Tell you what, provide a reference...from any reasonably authoritative source, Lexis/Nexis, your State Constitution, ect. that substantiates your thesis, and I'll wrap my head in tinfoil and take a picture that will be my avatar on MO for the next six months.