One pissed off soggy milktoast!!!
The implication that I am less than tough and rugged makes me sad, frustrated, angry and a bunch of other emotions that I need to work thru.... I have already scheduled Extra sessions with my therapist, and find myself so distracted that I can't even enjoy my most favorite relaxer, a Venti double shot lapafrapamochachino low fat, half cream, with a dash of cinnamon....
I mean, I wear black leather for crying out loud!
I'm tough, damn it!
Actually, I just live in South Texas, where I don't need any of that crap on the coldest day of the year. What I need is a water cooled vest and long johns and a dehumidifier for the spring, summer, and fall seasons!
And, by virtue of being a Native Texan, only a fool or an ignoramus would call into question the mettle of my character....
"Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you. If he's not, you don't want to embarras him."
Oh, yeah, did I mention we're a modest bunch?
Rob