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If you cut off their hands - they can still use their hooks to work as garbagemen, but they can't hold a wrench to dismantle your bike, or twist the throttle if they were trying to ride-off on it...............
 

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Not EVERY idea that Islam espouses is entirely without merit........
 

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How can a severed hand help rebuild anything?
 

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Use individual fingers as dropped-part retrievers - all you need is a bit of string...........
 

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Not that I'm advocating living in Southern Cali, but moto-theft happens everywhere. I've lived smack in the middle of the continent all my life, and have had two motos stolen (at the same time) and a few friends who were victims as well.
 

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Both of my bikes were stolen in '91 - a '71 Honda and an '82 Kawasaki.



Thieves are opportunists, they don't give a flip.



They were stolen because I didn't have them locked-up in a secure area. And, because I wasn't there to catch them in the act, and shoot them in the Three-Asterisk.
 

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Re: Spend the Money!

You only need a Hook to lift-up and dump a garbage can.

Hell, garbagemen make pretty good money (for what they do).
 

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Sure they can! I bet he sneaks outta The Whitehouse every night and goes car-jacking..........
 
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