The $5 handling fee is for all the toxic waste crews that will be needed to clean the spilled oil on the approach roads to Milwaukee. Also for the cleanup crews to pick up from the roads all the loose paraphernalia that accompanies any large group on Hogs.... clutch covers, trannies, cylinderheads, bongs, and the odd easyriders babe who passed out and slipped off the sissybar.
Should be a hoot.
Except for one thing. Think there'll be a poetry event so's The Highwayman can regal the crowd with his lyrical creations? Will it be by the trailer park?