[30205]

I'll be there on the 9th, I have infield passes for the day. Can't wait. Should be lots of fun. Of course I'm there for the races.

 

[intruderman]

Don't miss your chance to meet the Highwayman in person.

 

[seruzawa]

Hmmm. What happened to the "Best Custom Trailer", "Best Fake Tattoo" and "Lowest Odometer Reading/Model Year" events?

 

[longride]

Just make it to the "Big Belly" contest at the Boot Hill. Classic.

 

[jtred6r]

lol.

 

[Buzglyd]

Don't forget Fattest, Ugliest, chick still trying to dress sexy and expose flesh! EEEK!

 

[39970]

Me too, I hope!

 

[Paul_Grimmett]

I imagine there's a good chance of a 50-way tie for 1st place in both these competitions.

 

[KPaulCook]

LOL

 

[seruzawa]

Hey, Buz. You're a businessman. What are my chances to make a killing if I put in a booth at the events selling EasyLeakers(TM) and fringed armchaps?



I could add a line of pre-roughened leather luggage for the rubbies who are tired of being snickered at.



That gives me another idea. How about offering EZ Spray-on dirt and road grime (guaranteed to easily wash off completely) so the rubs can de-trailer in Jacksonville, spray it on and ride into Daytona?

 

[Buzglyd]

You'll need to put a few fake bugs in the spray and maybe have a stick-on knot for the forehead so the RUB can tell the story of the big bumblebee that wacked him right in the face.



Actually, that does hurt like hell.

 

[seruzawa]

I know. It also hurts like hell when you are riding through Redlands at 70 in a 3/4 helmet, grimacing, and a bee hits you right in the front teeth.

 

[Buzglyd]

I was riding one time down Highway 15 next to a buddy of mine and some dumb broad starting throwing french fries out the passenger window and a few of them wacked us in the face!



You don't know pain until you've felt a 70 mph french fry.

 

[seruzawa]

That would be a graphic example of the idom "rubbing salt in one's wounds".

 

[417]

I wish I could be there.

Merv.