Hey, Buz. You're a businessman. What are my chances to make a killing if I put in a booth at the events selling EasyLeakers(TM) and fringed armchaps?
I could add a line of pre-roughened leather luggage for the rubbies who are tired of being snickered at.
That gives me another idea. How about offering EZ Spray-on dirt and road grime (guaranteed to easily wash off completely) so the rubs can de-trailer in Jacksonville, spray it on and ride into Daytona?