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Hmmm. What happened to the "Best Custom Trailer", "Best Fake Tattoo" and "Lowest Odometer Reading/Model Year" events?
 

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Hey, Buz. You're a businessman. What are my chances to make a killing if I put in a booth at the events selling EasyLeakers(TM) and fringed armchaps?



I could add a line of pre-roughened leather luggage for the rubbies who are tired of being snickered at.



That gives me another idea. How about offering EZ Spray-on dirt and road grime (guaranteed to easily wash off completely) so the rubs can de-trailer in Jacksonville, spray it on and ride into Daytona?
 

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You'll need to put a few fake bugs in the spray and maybe have a stick-on knot for the forehead so the RUB can tell the story of the big bumblebee that wacked him right in the face.



Actually, that does hurt like hell.
 

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I know. It also hurts like hell when you are riding through Redlands at 70 in a 3/4 helmet, grimacing, and a bee hits you right in the front teeth.
 

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I was riding one time down Highway 15 next to a buddy of mine and some dumb broad starting throwing french fries out the passenger window and a few of them wacked us in the face!



You don't know pain until you've felt a 70 mph french fry.
 
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