Forget the canyon carving. This is a corporate retreat not a squid-fest, Smitty.
Get something with a comfortable looking pillion like a Road King or Heritage and take full advantage of this being the only corporate sanctioned opportunity you're ever gonna have to get all of the secretaries and admins you've been covertly lusting after wrapping their arms around your chest and their thighs around your hips for a day.
Please see my magnum opus on this subject, "A Tourer's Tale" for more explicit instructions.
Sheeesh! I swear, sometimes I wonder what you tech wanking dorks would do without me?!
Get something with a comfortable looking pillion like a Road King or Heritage and take full advantage of this being the only corporate sanctioned opportunity you're ever gonna have to get all of the secretaries and admins you've been covertly lusting after wrapping their arms around your chest and their thighs around your hips for a day.
Please see my magnum opus on this subject, "A Tourer's Tale" for more explicit instructions.
Sheeesh! I swear, sometimes I wonder what you tech wanking dorks would do without me?!
