"As we used to say in the firefighting business, danger never takes a day off."
I wonder who 'we' is? The idiot that made this statement was never in the 'firefighting business'. I was in it, I don't remember ever saying that stupid line, nor do I remember anyone else ever saying it. Maybe the KWalterMittys of this world watch too many made-for-TV movies about real firefighters like me.
What is this "desire to relive one's youth" $hit? If I hear that one more time, well I guess I hear it one more time. Can't we just choose to truly live our current age without being cited for acting some other age? And mid-life crisis? I prefer mid-life clarity.