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Workers of the World Unite ! Arm in arm we shall stride forward and throw off the shackles of the bourgeois capitolist oppressers whose blood stained boots would crush our bodies but never our souls ! Together we can build a Great Nation built on the foundations of fairness and equality promised to us but stolen by the Fascist running dog lackeys of the new political class who profit from the sweat off the brow of the honest and hardworking prolitariat..........


It's change we can believe in !!!!!!!
 

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Capatalism isn't fair. It's all about having an advantage over your competition to sell more widgits, build a better mousetrap, or brew better non-taxed hootch. Screaming for change isn't going to get you anywhere, unless you're screaming for loose change like dimes, quarters nickles & stuff...
 

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The biggest power shift from Govt to the people will happen when we decide it's time to eliminate the IRS. FAIRTAX.ORG

Remove the tax component from our salaries and put the tax component in a consumption tax and the people will now decide how the funding of govt happens.

Capitalism works when the govt doesn't have a way to take from those that earn and redistribute to those that don't.
 

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If I join you guys can I get Seruzawa's stuff?

I bet he has some excessively decadent small appliances made by Kitchenaid. I bet right now he is smugly fitting the dough hook on his food processor, mixing up a batch of chocolate brownies. He has no intention of sharing his brownies with the hard working proletariat, even though he knows we like them. Bet he would give us a big speech on the evils of communism (in between giant excessive mouthfuls of his choco-tasty treat) and when he was done he would wash all of his capitalist rhetoric down with a glass of ice cold milk.

I demand that food processor be taken from him for the common good. Then we can make him wear a gray smock and assign him to duty at his own food processor (who says commies have no sense of humor?) in the re-education camp and he can make brownies for US. Yes, I like this plan. It combines chocolate with communism.

How sweet is THAT?
 

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Self interest is different than greed. That is what drives progress. It is funny that a communist holiday has become as mainstream as it has. I'm sure the ghost of Che Guevara will be with all the illegal workers in L.A. today even if the Mayor doesn't show.

Long live the revolution.

Long live BMW.
 

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Comrade Sarnali - inspiration to us all!

Arise ye workers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile masses arise, arise
We'll change forthwith the old conditions
And spurn the dust to win the prize.

(C'mon Ken, join in!)

So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.

(Anrajala, MT_yeo, JB.... you guys sing along in too!)

No more deluded by reaction
On tyrants only we'll make war
The soldiers too will take strike action
They'll break ranks and fight no more
And if those cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us to their pride
They soon shall hear the bullets flying
We'll shoot the generals on our own side.

(Now ALL looters.... er I mean brothers in the struggle for freebies from Uncle Sam... er I mean the struggle for economic justice join in singing)

No saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in prince or peer
Our own right hand the chains must shiver
Chains of hatred, greed and fear
E'er the thieves will give up their booty
And give to all a happier lot.
Those at the forge must do their duty
And we'll strike while the iron is hot.

(Don't forget to think of the 170 million corpses at the hands of socialists while singing)

http://acc6.its.brooklyn.cuny.edu/~phalsall/sounds/internationale.mid
 

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If I join you guys can I get Seruzawa's stuff?

I bet he has some excessively decadent small appliances made by Kitchenaid. I bet right now he is smugly fitting the dough hook on his food processor, mixing up a batch of chocolate brownies. He has no intention of sharing his brownies with the hard working proletariat, even though he knows we like them. Bet he would give us a big speech on the evils of communism (in between giant excessive mouthfuls of his choco-tasty treat) and when he was done he would wash all of his capitalist rhetoric down with a glass of ice cold milk.

I demand that food processor be taken from him for the common good. Then we can make him wear a gray smock and assign him to duty at his own food processor (who says commies have no sense of humor?) in the re-education camp and he can make brownies for US. Yes, I like this plan. It combines chocolate with communism.

How sweet is THAT?
You can have the food processor free. Food is extra.
 

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Hoo bay

We can make him make cookies too, if that is what you would prefer.

With sprinkles! Bright red sprinkles!
Have you seen sexy ankles of babushka at lathe #37 at Vladivistok Kalashnikov plant? Commissar Vitally one lucky guy!
 

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I went to school with a Russian named Misha (sp?). He was a first class boozebag (with clusters), and generally a hell of a guy. At one party we were smoking cigars in order to impress the women (yea right) and he informs me:

"I am going to show you how to make Russian smoke rings."

He exhaled out an enormous cloud of smoke.

"Make your own holes," he said.

ETA: This was meant to be a response to Seruzawa. While it appears that I am responding to myself like a narcissistic moron, I am in fact merely incompetent.
 

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Рад Вас видеть!

ETA: This was meant to be a response to Seruzawa. While it appears that I am responding to myself like a narcissistic moron, I am in fact merely incompetent.
Excellent, Comrade Apparatchik! I see Kommisariat for you in near future. There is opening in '5 Year Plan Office' at Siberian Tree Counting Collective in Yakutsk. A case of Stolichnaya sent to Kommisar Andropov should seal deal.

Всего наилучшего!
 

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Didja ever notice...

....the international cry for assistance is "MAYDAY MAYDAY!"

What's up with that?
 

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March is now over. Please to be moving from street. Return to Peoples Tractor Factory # 3 and resume work. Pay no attention to Peoples T-34 Tank which now has main gun pointing in your direction. Tank is to commemorate Victory in Great Patriotic War and is for protection from dissident moose and squirrel

Yob tvoyu mat,

signed: B. Badinov
 
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