Several morning shows yesterday had stories on how not to over-eat on Thanksgiving, including gems like "fill your plate only once."
Heres my over-eating tip for Thanksgiving:
F***ing over-eat, for Christs sake! Eat half a goddamn turkey and two goddamn pumpkin pies by yourself, and if you want to wash it down with a full gravy boat, knock yourself the f*** out, because its motherf***ing THANKSGIVING, goddammit! Give thanks to your f***ing maker that you live in a time and place where a$$holes worry about HAVING TOO MUCH F***ING FOOD!
Hey what do you have against longride. Can't you leave that poor boy alone? Just because that wretched soul wants desperately to get your address to kneecap you, you have this need of making fun of him. Tsk, tsk. As Jesus said, psychos we will always have but we must understand them because otherwise they will pop us.
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